NaNoWriMo: Take Three

Yup, it's that time of month again! I mean year. NOVEMBER is NANOWRIMO and I am again writing a 50,000-word urban fantasy! Here is a link to me. Watch in awe as I eventually post an excerpt and then make no changes besides my word count! Also, if you're asking for a challenge, that is also where you click. Just click the button where "rival" is erroneously spelled "buddy".

Anyway, as such, I will be posting even less during the month of November. Yes, my post count next month will be going into the /negatives./

Yeah, I Should Probably Insert a Title

I have no clue what the books would be about, but these seem like great titles to me:

We Can't All Be Dextrose Theguy

Case In Point: Dextrose Theguy

Dextrose Theguy: Running On Empty

Dexter Rose: May or May Not be Dextrose Theguy

Because every book in the world should be about me. Especially autobiographies.

The contents of this post are subject to change. Or I could, like, start a series of book titles without books. And also cover art. I should do cover art.

Public Service Announcement

Always remember...

As champion smitemaster...

I OUTRANK YOU, KNAVE! NOW FETCH THE FLAMETHROWER LAUNCHER!!