The Thirteenth Sandwich: Chapter 1

DH: Looks like I need to do some minor editing, but thus was the birth of my every-few-daysly webcomic! Color? Don't ask me about color. Not an actual comic, you say? Well, it was time-consuming enough. Anyways, the staff of The Legend of Dextrose have agreed to host these guys until I get my hands on a nice website. Which cost money, I hear, unless I do something lame like Freewebs.

Well, in any case, looks like I got a new Facebook picture.

Regarding the Unsliced Project...

As you can expect from us at The Legend of Dextrose, the Unsliced Project has been put on hold. Danny, the guy in charge, decided he didn't feel like it, gosh. After some thought, he decided it was not the best idea he had. In fact, he isn't sure he's ever going to start.

Now I, Dextrose, explain the... the, uh... complex... brain things. Okay, I don't know what I'm talking about. Basically, he doesn't want to have any chance of getting sued. I don't know, I guess you can get sued for about anything these days. We at The Legend of Dextrose don't really want to pay his way out of it, now he mentions it. So, uh, yes.

He thought it would be funnier if characters in The Thirteenth Sandwich made references to "the Unsliced incident" and never actually wrote about it. As usual, his comedy shall certainly go unappreciated.

While I'm here, I'll mention that the anniversary of my birth coincides with his birthday. Go figure.

February Sammie

Boy, it's been a while. But here it is!

Nope, none of my lofty ambitions were reached. Unless Bulbasaur-Danny counts as a new character.

...I don't think he does.

YES THE JOKE'S ABOUT POKÉMON. Don't judge me. Next month, it's only going to get worse. I promise this time. =D

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January Sammie

Yeah, crap cannons are real. Here's a picture, apparently.

But, like, I said, they don't work, so don't worry about it. Except the Yu-Gi-Oh card. That totally works.

So I love all the continuity my comic's been having so far. It seems they've shrunk and Danny's glasses have grown since last month. And the little boxes look awful this time.

Plans for next time: Introducing female members to the cast. Or maybe just one.

My Two Latest Sammies Part 2

Apparently, I can't get both of these in the same post. Bleah.



In short, merry Christmas or Christmas equivalent from all of... me.

My Two Latest Sammies

I told you I'd find those things, didn't I? Here they are:

The Thirteenth Sandwich

You know what stinks? Being a really great artist (if I do say so myself) and not having a scanner. So I've recently started to try getting around that by borrowing other people's scanners. I became the comics guy for the school newspapes. That's also a good way to make friends and influence people. Being a comics guy.

So, it's about these guys, Danny and Patsy, and whatever I decide is funny. Saving the world, wearing Spandex, breaking the fourth wall. And the title's pretty cool. "The Thirteenth Sandwich." Yeah.

So I'll probably post some of my comics up here as soon as I find them.

I wonder why I even have this blog...