Izzy: You mean, small-muscles weakly, or--?
Dextrose: Once a week. Geez, Izz, it's spelled differently and everything.
Izzy: I can't see it.
Dextrose: Fine, whatever. Fanfiction.net time. -poses-
Izzy: You seem to have gained a lot of confidence since last time.
Dextrose: Lingering effects of brain bleach?
Izzy: Quite possibly.
Today we check out the Baten Kaitos fandom.
Today's episode of Sporking with Dex 'n' Izzy sponsored by:
crackedkatana, author of Back to Reality.
So this is what death feels like, Kalas reflected
Dextrose: Wow. They killed him first sentence.
The words GAME OVER flashed in his mind.
Dextrose: Hey, that happens to me, too.
Izzy: Uhh...
Dextrose: Dying's not that bad. As long as respawn times are short.
Izzy: Uhh...
"...You have been playing the virtual reality game Baten Kaitos for the last two years.
Dextrose: Wooow. I wish I could play video games two years straight.
Izzy: Ever heard of carpal tunnel?
looking as though she had melted into her chair
Dextrose: Yeah, that's what happened to me that time /I/ played video games for two months straight. But two years...?
Izzy: Uhh...
snug uniform
Dextrose: Oooh.
her legs stretched down
Dextrose: Ooooooh.
Izzy: -crying- Stop it, Dex!
scrubbed the back of his head
Izzy: -winces- Ouch.
the Great Mizuti
the Great Mizuti
Dextrose: But... but they didn't call him "the Great Mizuti" every stinkin' time. It was "Mizuti" every stinkin' time, as a matter of fact. The only one who called him that was himself. What--
Izzy: Yes it's inaccurate but it's not funny, okay?
Dextrose: Sorry.
blah blah everyone reacts to the shiny light.
Dextrose: -dies-
"So bright!" Xelha cried.
Dextrose: I HADN'T NOTICED. I only have one life left, guys. Seriously.
Izzy: Yeesh. Chapter Two should have been called "In Which Every Character Completely Changes Character."
Dextrose: You know, things're funnier if you make them more concise.
blah blah everyone picked up stuff.
Dextrose: UNICORN TURDS! Izzy, could you resurrect me?
Izzy: Get your own lives.
bluenette
Dextrose: Number one: blue hair is only natural in anime. Number two: I'm fairly certain you only want to put the "ette" on it if the subject is female.
growled
growled
growled
Dextrose: I think Kalas can also /say./
mishap with Kalas' zipper
Dextrose: --
Izzy: Don't. say. /anything./
blah blah everybody's dead.
Izzy: Okay, okay. I'll make it short and sweet. HEY AUTHOR! WHEN THERE ARE A LOT OF CHARACTERS, DON'T DESCRIBE EACH OF THEIR ACTIONS IN DETAIL!
Dextrose: I died while I was dead. That can't be good.
Izzy: And now, a paragraph describing how Melodia barfs.
"Of course I like you, darling. Mmm...
Dextrose: --
Izzy: NO COMMENT!
peels of laughter
Izzy: Yum.
Dextrose: I think they made Geldoblame gay.
"Good [crappin'] [Brian]."
Izzy: Does anyone really swear like that?
Dextrose: I don't know the first thing about swearing.
Izzy: Folon seems obsessed with the size of Geldoblame's butt.
Dextrose: He gay, too, then?
Izzy: What? No! I was just saying he only knows one insult.
fat[bottomus]
fat[bottomus]
"His [bottomus] is what's twice my size!"
Dextrose: See? He's gay.
Izzy: Never mind.
"Now, this is getting insulting!" Geldoblame bawled.
Dextrose: You just noticed?
A new excuse to shop had arisen, and soon enough Geldoblame planned to soon take full advantage of it.
Dextrose: Yeah he's gay.
Izzy: Fine, whatever.
Dextrose: Thus concludes another episode. I hope you enjoyed yourselves, and hope you'll tune in next week.
Izzy: Assuming there is one next week.
Dextrose: Shh.
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