Izzy Marshwood: Oh, really?
DT: Uh-huh. I barely got this far last year, and this year I'm right on schedule! To celebrate, I will perform everybody's favorite activity, sporking the crap out of something.
IM: Unfortunately, the crap tends to remain.
DT: So, after my massive success at StarFox, I think I can spork that area.
IM: Oh my.
DT: Or perhaps write my own fanfiction in that area. "Dexter Rose, leader of Team SmiteSquad..."
IM: ...
DT: Yeah, of course I'm kidding.
ST: Hey, Dex. I'm cleaning spears and such now, need any cleaned?
DT: Mine were the first on your list. Back to work, knave!
Today's episode of Sporking with Dex 'n Izzy was brought to you by:
ST: This isn't "Sesame Street", Dex.
DT: Hey, let's spork the "What do you smell like to Edward Cullen" quiz! "Which one of these treats would you prefer to nibble on? Jacob Black."
IM: Holy Shinx, you didn't answer that, did you?
DT: Goodness, no. "Which one are you?" There's no "I'm a /man./"
IM: Yeah, there is.
DT: But without the emphasis. "Would you say you are a dog person or a cat person?"
IM: Oh, I'm a cat person.
ST: That's not what they were asking. By the way, Daxton is in your room, Izzy.
IM: What the helm does he think he's doing in there?
ST: Why don't you find out?
IM: -storms out of the room-
ST:-takes her seat-
DT: I think the quiz thinks I'm gay... What's an attractive guy scent? Let's say axe, I'd be most likely to wield some o' that. Now let's see, how do I lie to the address thingy?
ST: By the way, Daxton likes Izzy. A lot.
DT: Can someone seal that warp tube? Thanks. In any case, I Smell Like Strawberries. My sweet personality can't be contained... It makes him wish he could nibble me. At which point I whip out my trusty garlic cannon and wooden steak. Also a wooden stake and a regular steak, for my victory party. Hurrah.
IM: Sucrose, what are you doing there?
DT: Ah, crap. I was supposed to seal the tube after he was gone.
ST: I'm here to, well, talk to you guys.
IM: Isn't it your bedtime?
ST: I'M NOT DONE TALKING! Er, Daxton likes you to start off.
IM: That's nice. OUT OF MY SEAT!
ST: Fine, I'll hover. -starts to hover above seat-
DT: Okay, as I was saying before the quiz so rudely interrupted,
Today's episode of Sporking with Dex 'n Izzy was brought to you by:
ST: Still not "Sesame Street"!
DT: Quiet, knave.
SUMMARY
A wolf presumably gets shot.
IN-DEPTH (to an extent) SPORK:
Fox McCloud, a Red fox from the planet Corneria, sat in his chair in the great fox playing his IPod as he lesion to Linkin Park ‘In the end’.
DT: Oh, good gravy.
IM: I totally have no comment.
DT: Linkin Park plus Star Wars--er, Fox--equals POOP.
IM: Plus, what's this "lesion"? A... legion... lesson?
DT: Whatcha wanna bet the song becomes important later?
IM: Or, like, the entire plot of the story?
DT: If only I knew the lyrics...
IM: Er, actually, you have no business listening to crap.
DT: -shrugs- That's true.
black and purple ship
DT: To the Emomobile! Dudulududulududulududuluduuuuuuuh! Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh EMO!!
ST: Wow.
DT: You can just call me the fanfare master!
hair that was purple
DT: Geez louise, you established the emo part already! You can stop whenever you like!
blue jeans
DT: Oh /ho!/ So you want it to come across that she's a creative emo, one who doesn't wear the typical black or red!
IM: Red jeans exist?
DT: I slayed a vampire once in red jeans. I mean, he was wearing them.
IM: When did you take up vampire slaying?
DT: Shh.
“So what took you so long to call McCloud?” the she-wolf asked
IM: AARG WHY DOES SHE SPEAK IN ITALICS
“How do you know I’m a McCloud?” Fox asked
“Because there are only six McCloud’s and only two are guys.” The she-wolf said
DT: Objection, Your Honor. The prosecution's argument is inane.
IM: I thought we were the prosecution.
DT: Well, I didn't remember what the other guys are called.
“Oh by the way My Name is Mystic.
DT: And that's why everything I say is italicized."
Krystal McCloud, the blue and white vixen
DT: Oh, is that what she is? I could never figure that out. Whoa, whoa, she's related to Fox? Aren't they, like... hot for each other...?
IM: /Maybe/, Dex, Anglehog is trying to say they're married.
DT: Oh. Uh... so did they have that honeymoon on Sauria yet? THAT WAS THE BEST CUTSCENE IN THE GAME
Marcus McCloud, Blue and White fox,
DT: Who the helm is he?
IM: He had better dang well be canon. Or... probably not. I'd be upset with... whoever owns the rights right now.
DT: Let's check the disclaimer list of characters Angley "owns".... No, but it could be "other".
IM: Dag. Don't know who to hate on that one.
Slippy
(both): SLIPPY!
“Rain… Rain as in Lunirainos, the girl we meet year ago?”
DT: "Probably not," said Fox. "I don't know where you found the Rain part in there."
"I volunteer father." Marcus said
DT: Oh. So either Fox is old or Marcus will be morbidly inept. I instantly dislike him and hope for the latter.
IM: Even if he's canon?
DT: ESPECIALLY THEN.
IM: Well, I guess that honeymoon happened, then. Either way.
Fox nodded
(that's to Marcus's offer, by the way)
DT: Oh, good. Fox wants him dead, too.
"Fox if you find Rain she'll call you Daddy and you would have to tell Falco and Marcus." Krystal said
DT: "Wow," said Fox, "You make less sense than usual."
"I know but I need to find our daughter she might be in grave danger." Fox said
DT: Oh, I see. Omg! Illegitimate children!
IM: No, he said "our".
DT: Oh. Fine. New joke: BECAUSE TRICKY IS HUNGRY.
an Orange bear
DT: All right, I was okay with Krystal because I didn't know what she was, but now it's just dumb. Where are the Sonic the Hedgehog Colors coming from?
"Brindo unst los tango Medo. (Fire storm of the sky)" Mystic said
IM: Don't you hate it when you say your footnotes out loud?
After running for quite some time mystic dropped down to her knees and looked at the Injure Apep gave her. Her whole world started to spin until with a flop Mystic fell to the ground watching blackness take her over.
DT: That's the calmest running-for-your-life-and-then-passing-out-from-an-injury-that-I-never-figured-out-happened I've ever seen.
"That's Mystic's ship. She's here."
IM: 'Cause she didn't say she would be here.
"I'll go ahead Father." Marcus said over his shoulder
"Marcus Wait." Fox said
...Marcus picked her up and walked right back to find Fox and Falco fighting still.
DT: It's settled. Fox doesn't really care.
IM: I bet he dies within the next five minutes. Marcus, I mean.
Marcus thought that O'Donnell's were evil
DT: See? Another fatal mistake. They're just antiheroes, and love to help when it's for the Good of the Universe.
IM: The worst kind of hero of all!
Comet, Rain, Aurora, Lemonade, Be-Dena, and Ti I'm coming soon.
IM: Wow. See, you can tell which ones are OCs 'cause they have terrible names.
DT: Hold on. Where's the rest of the story?
IM: Only one chapter? I demand a refund!
DT: Let's make this a double!
Today's episode of Sporking with Dex 'n Izzy was also brought to you by:
The letter S, and the number 3,082.
ST: -disappears in a poof of voip in frustration-
SUMMARY
Fox and Krystal crash-land (which could be taken in multiple ways) and run into a Pikachu.
IN-DEPTH SPORK:
Fox began to feel a rough sensation through his body as his cockpit began to shake violently.
DT: Oh, wow. /That/ sentence is easy to take the wrong way.
"What the hel[m]?!"
IM: Except the /don't swear/ and make it incredibly obvious when they are not swearing.
Then in a blink of an eye, Fox's arwing smashed into Krystal's,
DT: That /also/ couldn't be taken the wrong way!
IM: Pardon my Aquan, but shut the helm up.
Feeling the intensity
IM: That's it! I get the excerpts from now on!
DT: Aww...
the fuel tank had a deep gash running down it, and Krystal knew that was bad.
DT: No, it's not. Gasoline is a toy.
IM: No inappropriate comments this time?
DT: It's Wittychick's fault!
In a rush to save the one person she had ever really cared for
IM: Except for Slippy!
even if she wouldn't admit it
IM: Especially the part about Slippy.
on fire due to the flames
DT: :o
[Brian]-forsaken
DT: Yeah, and they don't take any names in vain, either.
She couldn't breath
IM: That's almost as bad as when you can't breathe.
Krystal had to break eye contact before she did an action she knew she may regret in the future.
DT: Which could be taken in multiple--
IM: -mighty slap-
due to them being anthropomorphic
DT: :o I didn't know that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!exclamationpoint
Pikachu!
DT: -sigh- And that's the end of that one, too.
IM: Seriously, you guys, write more chapters. To make fun of.
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