DH:
Jellian* hero Connor the Dragonslayer was among the thousands of spellcasters who teleported the city of Battleon earlier today.
A week ago, mage Warlic had a disturbing vision, in which Drakath selected his next Lord of Chaos. Or should I say, next two Lords of Chaos. Or should I say, /Ladies/ of Chaos.
In any case, they advised Drakath to use his surprisingly vast power to pull two meteorites out of space into Battleon, the hub of Lore.
Basically, bad news all around.
Connor attended the meeting of Lore's leading mages. "They had all sorts of ludicrous ideas," he said, "and I was like, 'hey, why don't we just move Battleon?' and they came up with dumb ways of doing that, and I said, 'guys, seriously, we could just teleport it or something.' Yeah, basically, I have the best ideas."
Teleporting or something takes a ridiculous amount of magical power. Therefore, it couldn't possibly be done without a ridiculous number of mages. Though not technically a mage himself, Connor agreed to help.
"Mages are lame," Connor said, "but I'm training as a healer so I can start training under Artix as a paladin."
After battling an estimated million elementals for a magical catalyst known as Flux†, Connor and every magic user of every kind in Lore gathered around Battleon for the final spellcasting.
To make a long story short, Battleon is safe now... but not as safe as everyone would hope. For the rest, you'll have to visit here.
Thank you, and good night.
*adj. From or made in the Kingdom of Jell
†No, not the mad scientist.
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